Next stop: Topinambur [2015-03-29 Sun]

Bondage performed with the dishwasher dish rack [2015-03-28 Sat]

The inextensible nature of the clothesline [2015-03-27 Fri]

Asparagus straight to the heart [2015-03-21 Sat]

Moderate consequences [2014-12-04 Thu]

When you bend over, your philosophy shows itself. [2014-09-29 Mon]

The Happy Degrow of fingernails [2014-06-14 Sat]

ADSR. one of these things is not like the others. [2014-06-07 Sat]

Jimmy Eat World + Strokes = Cloud Nothings [2014-04-06 Sun]

Genetically Modified Chemtrails [2014-03-29 Sat]

memorandum of being wasted [2014-03-08 Sat]

There is a light that sometimes goes out [2014-02-01 Sat]

Man and Machine, united in vibration [2014-01-20 Mon]

#OccupyScroogeMcDuckMoneyBin [2014-01-11 Sat]

Time only sees you if you move. [2014-01-09 Thu]

rebus sick stantibus [2014-01-04 Sat]

y parabolas de amor [2014-01-03 Fri]

Write extravagantly, or the spam filter will descend upon your heads like the judgment of an angry god. [2014-01-01 Wed]

As if the old world really had an order. [2013-12-29 Sun]

Instead of staying here, cincillating [2013-12-26 Thu]

Twitter Error. Terror. [2013-09-29 Sun]

Empty-handedness [2013-09-28 Sat]

Being bad at smiling [2013-09-16 Mon]

A file-changing experience [2013-07-28 Sun]

Questions, without any mention of frequency of asking. [2013-07-14 Sun]

To love the internet and hate the web [2013-06-15 Sat]

Neighborhoods that smell like car air freshener [2013-06-15 Sat]

He saw his team score a golem [2013-05-08 Wed]

A contact list that is not changing anymore [2013-04-05 Fri]

Being in my thirties and they’re the wrong size [2013-03-22 Fri]

From the street, you can see the ceilings of other people’s rooms [2013-03-05 Tue]

The mystery of the existence of rating agencies. [2013-01-17 Thu]

To fry what no man has ever fried before. [2013-01-16 Wed]

A world where, what Aaron Swartz did to JSTOR, is neither illegal nor immoral. [2013-01-12 Sat]

I am tempted by Integralism, which opposes Derivative thinking. [2013-01-05 Sat]

She was ambiguous and shocking, like the truth table of logical implication. [2013-01-03 Thu]

music : C Major scale = cooking : x. Solve for x. [2013-01-03 Thu]

Perhaps, behind every paradox, lies a false dichotomy. [2013-01-03 Thu]

I have no audience, and I must scream. [2013-01-03 Thu]

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